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Posted on December 11, 2011 at 5:17AM 103,446 notes

spacejunkforhire: starspangled-shithead: sweetcanadianmaple: all1sees: darkalbino: girxdolly: xenacee: metallikato: sparklebuns: This is how I feel about holidays. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT  JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH (Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…) New holiday classic. I sang it. I have no regrets. It was wonderful. Sang it. I MUST MEMORIZE THIS! I sang it out loud. No regrets. All my children will learn this song. I’m going to be such a good mother.

spacejunkforhire:

starspangled-shithead:

sweetcanadianmaple:

all1sees:

darkalbino:

girxdolly:

xenacee:

metallikato:

sparklebuns:

This is how I feel about holidays.

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

(Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…)

New holiday classic.

I sang it. I have no regrets. It was wonderful.

Sang it. I MUST MEMORIZE THIS!

I sang it out loud. No regrets.

All my children will learn this song. I’m going to be such a good mother.

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